Barbie & Ken
Hahar anyone interested on reading this entry of mine,"Barbie & Ken"?!Okay i feel so stupid typing & asking whether anyone is interested or not.Yea you!The one reading this.Hurhur stupid!Lol just joking.Anyway i went back to school for np training again.Nth INTERESTING happened so i wont be updating about it.Instead i'll share you this 'Barbie & Ken" story.
Haha okay im so mean.Barbie is actually my MUM!(thank god she doesnt know how to use the com).It happened ten years ago(you believe?stupid la,i forgot when it happened).My mum was rushing to work & suddenly a foreigner man approached her.Muaha his name is KEN.Lol.He actually asked for my mum's hp number.Hahar then my mum was like...
Mum:Oh im already married with 2 children & im almost 40 yrs old.
Ken:Really?!But you dont look like 40.You look like 20+.(With his unrecognizable slang)
My mum probably heard that line for like a zillions times before?!Hurhur suckerr!By the way my mum told me his english like 'bleah',alien language.Hahar lets get back to the story.So my mum gave up & gave him her hp number(she was late for work already).
Hahaha so funny.He keep calling & smsing my mum,my mum just entertain him la.Hahar okay i admit.I DID reply his sms on my mum's behalf!Lol i was so curious la,so i peep at my mum's hp and reply some of his sms.Chey,nth interesting la,his smses??*PUKE*Worst then singlish la.Dont know what dictionary he use,he cant even construct one PROPER sentence.Then this morning he send my mum an sms about what ten thousand angels(hahar not ten thousand la,i just forgot the numbers)protecting you blablabla.Probably its from the christian bible.Heh i think,since it has something to do with angels.COPY & PASTE.Hahaha.Then later on,my mum's hp rang.Weird number blinking on the screen.
Mum:Must be that Ken.Eh help me answer!(hahar seriously i think my mum is like a teenager la)
Me:Okok.(pressed the answer button)
Me:Hellooo.Hellooo.
*15secs of silence*
I almost say this 'Oie talk la idiot...' Hahaha.It was really Ken on the other line.
Ken:Oh hi!(sounded as if he's some pro business man)How are you?
Me(rolling my eyes):Oh im SO SORRY,Rashidah is NOT IN at the moment.(hurhur i really emphasized all the words)
Ken(sounding so sad):Oh okay,please tell her that KEN called.
Me:Ya ya sure.(and i hung up)
Hahaha your english sucks la dude.Okay im so mean & racist?!Hahar dont let me see you Ken.You got the wrong Barbie.Why not you go try out BRATZ?Or maybe that dollie from MY SCENE??Hurhur craps.I SOOO do not know what to type.Kuku.Okay i'll go POKE my cats.Byeee((:
